FroYo

I'm not "lactose-intolerant," my body is just not a big fan of lactose. So I have to drink fat-free milk and avoid heavy cream and stuff, otherwise my body...complains. So that means ice cream is out. No biggie, because I actually like frozen yogurt. Well, certain kinds, anyway. Dryers doesn't seem to know how to make it without totally offending every part of my mouth. Ben & Jerry? They know froyo. As does Häagen-Dazs. The problem is, their flavors are so limited!

Why this be, guys? Are there that many people out there who hate frozen yogurt?

On the B&J website there are a total of four frozen yogurt flavors: The overhyped Cherry Garcia, Strawberry Banana, Half-Baked, and Chocolate Fudge Brownie.

I literally mourn their discontinuation of Chocolate Heath Bar Crunch. Oh, sure, they still do Vanilla HBC ice cream...but the Vanilla is nowhere near as good as the Chocolate. Plus, it's ice cream, and, well, it ain't worth the pain.